Celebrity Squad

Wouldn't it just be awesome to have an entourage of celebrities to follow you around and cater to your every whim, even if it's just for a day? I think so! :D

Of course, I can never pass up a challenge, so when my fellow blogging friend Jason (who's blog is pretty hilarious, by the way! :D) basically said that no one could pick a better team of celebrities to be in someone's entourage, that automatically meant that I had to prove that I could pick better people! :P LOL

So here's who I would choose to be in my posse of popular personalities:

1) The one, the only, the freakin' AMAZING Adam Young of Owl City!


Not only does this dude have an awesome sense of style, he is arguably the only guy on planet earth who can write songs about Fireflies, an Alligator Sky, Saltwater Rooms, and Rainbow Veins and make it sound absolutely legit. Seriously, I have no idea what the man is talking about half the time, but does it even matter? Heck no! Because he's Adam Young and he just ROCKS like that! With him in my entourage, we would write songs together on the piano about every random we can think of. Purple clouds, backwards waterfalls, hyper dragonflies, name it, we'll write about it! Of course, spontaneously bursting into song when everyone else least expects it will be routine. And we would be AWESOME.

2) What better celebrity to have for protection/ increased cool factor than the English fantastic-ness who is errbody's cuppa tea, the King of British Swag that IS Daniel Craig:


What better guy to have hang around me than the first and only James Bond to not give a rat's behind about whether or not his freakin' martini is shaken or stirred?! This man does not PLAY.
With Dan in my posse, I'll never have to worry about security because I KNOW he will have my back with his insane fighting skills, super fast cars, and awesome gadgets. I mean for real. Daniel Craig. The man who can kill a bad guy with any item in the room--a shoelace, a canvas bag, your mom's cross-stitched pillow--name it! And of course, I would just have him read the phone book so I could hear his drop dead gorgeous English accent. Yes, I just said that.

3) Last, but certainly not least, the final member of my Celebrity Squad would be none other than the man, G-Wash himself.



Now before you start trying to sass me saying "Hey he's dead, he doesn't count"--let the records show that the Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines "celebrity" as "a famous or celebrated person." George is famous. George is still celebrated. BAM!
I mean, how much more epic can you get? The Founding Father of America, the First U.S. President, the man who's face is engraved upon currency! OH YEAH :D

So there's my crew! LOL :D Epicness incarnate.

The Moral of the Story: Jason Elliot, I just proved it. ;D


To see where the shenanigans all began, click here:http://0excuses.blogspot.com/2011/06/and-word-is-entourage.html :)