things I can't look cute eating

Earlier this week, I was on the bus on my way to class, nomming on a powdered jelly donut. And as I sat there trying to discretely finish it off, I realized how ridiculous I must look. I mean, what better way to say, "Hi guys! I'm a sophisticated adult!" than by looking like I had been attacked by a 5 pound bag of sugar, with raspberry jelly dribbling all over my face.


If you happened to be on the Outer Loop and saw me epicly losing to a circular piece of sugared bread...well. Don't tell anyone it was me. 

So I decided that I'd make a short list of things I can't look cute eating. Maybe you can eat some of these things and still manage to look awesome. If so, I am willing to take lessons from you.


FOODS I LOOK UNATTRACTIVE EATING
1. Powdered jelly donuts
2. Celery
3. Carrots
4. Ribs
5. Barbecue chicken 
6. Barbecued anything 
7. Spaghetti (Lady and the Tramp LIED, sorry) 
8. Huge spinach leaves
9. Club sandwiches 
10. Chicken noodle soup 
11. Chipotle burritos 
12. Cheetos 
13. Cupcakes
14. Sloppy joes
15. Watermelon
16. Popcorn
17. Powdered jelly donuts. I'm just reminding myself.  

Moral of the Story: I need to sharpen my cute skills.