1. Do the running man on the grocery conveyor belt
2. Run around repeatedly screaming "THE CELERY IS ALIVE!!!!" as loud as you are humanly capable
3. Chuck M&M's at people
4. Juggle grapefruit
5. Hide in the meat fridge
6. Dump milk out on the floor and turn it into a slip'n'slide
7. Make pirate hats out of the cereal boxes
8. Sing Justin Bieber songs through a megaphone
9. Wrestle with a pillow in the front entrance
10. Stand at the exit in a Jedi costume and use the Force every time the doors open
11. Hack into the loud speakers and announce that from now on, all sale proceeds will go toward ant farming organizations
12. Set a monkey loose in the magazine section
13. Re-enact the last battle scene from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe in the cereal isles
14. Do wheelies on your bike in the check-out line
15. Use air-freshener as mace
16. Hug the cashier, vehemently declaring that it's Free Hug Day
Moral of the Story: Grocery shopping is only boring if you want it to be.
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